Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

 Best Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Me :- 

 

1. Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha… Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”
Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.” 

2. Sir: Define Energy?Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……” 

3. Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare, Train ke engine ko choom liya !!! 

4. Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi
Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?
Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…

5. Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gayeSanta: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega?

6. Santa Underwear khareedne gaya… Dukandar ne use 300 Rs ki mast underwear dikhayi.
Price sunkar Santa bola:
“Yaar roj pehenne wala dikhao, Party wear nahin chahiye”

7. Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi

Santa tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki..
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Use yaad aaya
Ki Bijlee to 2 ghante se band hai,
Wapas uth gaya aur bola: Saala, Dara diya!

8. Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau!!

9. Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in EnglishSanta:
Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!

10. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!