Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

 Best Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Me :- 

 

1. Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha… Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”
Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.” 

2. Sir: Define Energy?Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……” 

3. Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare, Train ke engine ko choom liya !!! 

4. Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi
Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?
Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…

5. Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gayeSanta: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega?

6. Santa Underwear khareedne gaya… Dukandar ne use 300 Rs ki mast underwear dikhayi.
Price sunkar Santa bola:
“Yaar roj pehenne wala dikhao, Party wear nahin chahiye”

7. Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi

Santa tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki..
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.
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Use yaad aaya
Ki Bijlee to 2 ghante se band hai,
Wapas uth gaya aur bola: Saala, Dara diya!

8. Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau!!

9. Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in EnglishSanta:
Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!

10. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

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Whatapp Funny jokes in Hindi

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 Admin Jokes

 

1. Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun.
Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?
Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. 

2. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota! 

3. Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya…Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” 

4. Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar

Dost bola:
Naya phone kab kharida?
Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!
Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!
Admin:
Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya… 

5. Hamare whatsapp group Admin bachpan se hi kitne buddhiman hain iska ek pratyaksh udaharan:-Jab wo kaksha 5 mein the, to unke shikshak ne kaksha mein puchha:
Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai?
Keval admin ne hath khada kiya..
Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao?
Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near),
aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)!

6. Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
.Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
“First come first serve only!” 

7. WhatsApp chhote bachho ke diaper ki tarah hota hai…

.Hota kuchh nahin,
Lekin har 5 minute me check karna padta hai! 

8. Attitude of Girls :
When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS.She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards That to Her Friends and..
Then Replies the Boy
I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS!! 

9. Admin jalebi bech raha tha,
lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo”Santa: Yeh to jalebi hai..
Admin : Abe chup ho ja, warna makkhiya aa jayegi!
Intelligent hai na apna Admin!! 

10. Admin par bijli ka taar gir gayaAdmin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki
achanak…
Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..
Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
Aailaa..
Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata!

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Sunny Leone Story in Hindi

 Sunny Leone Wiki in Hindi :-

janm kerenajit kaur vohara
13 may 1981 (aayu 35 varsh)
sarniya, ontariyo, kanada
nasl bharatiy
vayask filmon ki sankhya 35 bataur Abhinetri
25 bataur Nirdeshak

Shuruati jivan:-

 Leone ka janm kiren malhotra ​​naam se sarniya, ontariyo me ek sikh panjabi parivar me hua tha. unake pita tibat me janme aur dheli me pale badhe the. aur unaki ma (jinaki 2008 me mrtyu ho gai thi nahan naam ke siramaur, himaachal pradesh ke ek chote-se gav se thi. bachapan se hi vah kafi chust thi aur ladako ke saath hoki khelati thi. va ais esketing karana pasand karati thi.

Halanki vah sikh thi, unake mata-pita ne unhe ek kristi vidyalay me dakhil karava diya kyonki unake lie am school me jana khatare se bhara samajha gaya. jab vah 12 varsh ki thi tab unaka parivaar phort gretiyat, mishigan chala gaya aur usake ek saal bad lek forest, kailiphorniya gaya. unhonne 1999 me hai school se digri prapt ki aur college me dakhila liya.

Career:-

Ashlil filmo ki duniya me aane se pahale vah jarman bekari, jiffi lub me kary karati thi. usake baad mein ek kar aur nivrtti mamalon se judi kampani me bhi kary kar chuki hai. orenj kaunti me nars ki padhai karate vakt unaki ek saheli, jon kamuk nartaki thi, ne leone ko jon stivans se milavaya, jon ek dalla tha. unhonne sunny ki je elen se mulakat karavai jon Penthouse maigazin ke chitrakar the. jab apane ashlil career ke lie unhe naam chunana tha tab unhone apana asali naam sani bataya. leone naam bad me bob gsiyoni ne unhen diya jon pentahaus ke purv malik the. leone ne pentahaus ke lie chitr nikalavae aur unhe pentahaus ki march 2001 ki pet oph da manth rakha gaya. isake baad 2001 ke Hustler maigazin ke sanskaran me "haslar hani" ka samaan diya gaya.

Bharatiy Cinema:-

big bos ke ghar mein sunny ki mulakat mahesh bhatt se hui thi. isake pashchat unhen jism -2 mein mukhy bhoomika ka kaam diya gaya tha. usake baad sunny ne ekata kapoor ki raagini MMS 2 mein kaam kiya. is film ne 65 cr. rupie kamae. sunny ne varsh 2014 mein bani film het lav story mein gulabi honth aaitam geet mein bhi kaam kiya aur ye geet kaafi prasiddh bhi hua. 2014 mein sunny kannad film D.K ke lie bhi aaitam gaana kar chuki hai.


Bharatiy Film:

Varsh   Film

2012   Jism 2
2013   Shutaut ait vadala
2013   Jaikapot
2014   Ragini MMS 2
2014   Vadakararay
2014   Hat story 2
2014   Tina aur lolo
2015   Ek paheli lila
2015   D.K
2016   Mastizade
2015  Kuch kuch locha hai
2015  "Baiman love"
2016  "Rais"

 

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Baahubali 3 Release SS Rajamouli

Baahubali 3 Ka Bhi Project Ho Sakta Hai Shuru :-

Aap Ko Bata De Ki Jab Baahubali First Ki Relesing Hui Tab Kattapa Ne Baahubali Ko Mara Ye Sequnes Ke Sath Movie Ki Ending Ki Thi. Jab Pure India Me Ek Hi Sawal Rha Kattpa Ne Baahubali Ko Kyo Mara Tab Log Samjh Gaye Ki Baahubali 2 Aaye Gi. Or Baahubali 2 Ek Saal Baad Release Ho Gai.

Yeh Bhi Padhe
Parbhas Jivani :- Click Now
Anuska Settya Jiwani :- Click Now 

Lekin Baahubali 2 Me Happy Ending Dhikha Kar Movie Ko End Kiya Lekin Jab News Repoter Or Midea Duvar SS. Rajamouli Ko Ye Sawal Pucha gay Ki Kya Ab Baahubali 3 Ki Teyari Ki Jaye Gi . Tab Rajamouli Or Unke Sathi Aaps Me Dekh Kar Hase Or Chupi Sadh Li.

Midea Ko Es Sawal Ka Javap Nhi Diya Or Hans Kar Baat Ko plat Diya. 

Yeh Bhi Padhe:-

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Baahubali Actor's Salery :-  Click Now

Baahubali 2 Ne Kamaye 1000 Cr. :- Click Now

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Baahubali 2 Earn 8 Day's 1000 Cr

Pehli Bhartiye Film Jisne 1000 Cr Ki Kamayi Ki :-

Dosto Baahubali -1 First Jab Aai Tab Usne Kai Record Todh The. Lekin Baahubali 2 Ne Releas Se Leker Aab Tak Bhartiye Sinema Gher Ke Sare Record Thgodh Diye Hai. Ji Ha Dosto Baahubali Ne 8 Dino Me 1000 Cr Ki Kamayo Kar Li Hai.

SS Rajmouli Ki Film Baahubali 2 Ne Ek Durlabh Uplabdhi Aasil Kar Li Hai. Yeh Film 1000 cr Ekartit Karne Wali Pehli Bhartiye Film Ban Gai Hai. Baahubali Ne 8 Dino Me Bharat Me Laghbhag 800+ Cr Se Bhi jada Kamayi Ki Or Videsho Me 200+ Se bhi Jada Kamail Ki Hai. jiskarn Baahubali 2 Aab Tak Ki Sabse Badi Film Ban Gai Hai. 

 The Baahubali Conclusion First Day Total Collection

Karnataka Rs 10 crore
Kerala  Rs 5 crore
Tamil Nadu  Rs 15 crore
Telangana  Rs 21 crore
Andhra Pradesh  Rs 24 crore
Hindi  Rs 40 crore
Australia A$ 211,996
New Zealand  NZ$ 84,782
UAE Rs 14 crore
USA $ 4,521,026 (Rs 29.06 crore)
Total Collection  Rs 120 crore
Worldwide Business  Rs 200 crore

The Baahubali 2 Conclusion Second Day Total Collection

Tamil Nadu  Rs 17 crore
Telangana Rs 23 crore
Andhra Pradesh  Rs 25 crore
Karnataka Rs 12 crore
Kerala  Rs 8 crore
UAE Rs 12 crore
New Zealand NZ$ 115,398
Australia  $ 325,678
USA  $ 7,892,145 (Rs 50.72 crore)
Hindi  Rs 39 crore
Total Collection  116 crore
Worldwide Business  350 crore

 

Bahubali 2 Third Day Overall Business Report

Hindi Rs 45 crore
Kerala  Rs 10 crore
Telangana Rs 23 crore
Karnataka  Rs 14 crore
Tamil Nadu  Rs 18 crore
Andhra Pradesh  Rs 27 crore
Total Collection Rs 147 crore
Worldwide Business Rs 550 crore

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Rana Daggubati Story In Hindi :-

Rana Daggubati Info :-

 Rana, Jise Rana Ke Nam Se Jana Jata Hai, Ek Bbharatiy Film Abhineta, Film Nirmata, Photographar Aur Drshy Prabhav Samanvayak hai. Unhone Jyadatar Telugu Filmo Mein Kaam Kiya Hai, Aur kai Hindi Filmo Mein bhi Pradarshan Kiya Hai. Unhone Baahubali (Film) Mein Abhinay Kiya Hai, jo ki Bharat ki Sabase Mahangi Film Hai Rana ek Baar Fir Bahubali (2016 Film).


Rana Hit Movies :-
Baahubali Part - 1
Baahubali Part - 2
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 Baahubali Actor Salary Janiye Ballala Dev Ki Salary :- 

Dosto Aap Ko Ye Jan Kar Hera Ni Hogi Ki Ballala Deva Jo ki Baahubali Me Vilan Ka Roll Nibha Rhe. Ballala Deva Jinka Naam Rana Dgubuti Hai Ve Baahubali Se Pehle Bollywood Sinima Me Bhi Bhut Baar Dikhahi Diye Hia Rana Ne Bollywood Me Kai Movie Ki Hai Jo Hit Rhi Hai Or Hal Hi Me The Ghazi Attack Movie Me Na jar Aaye Hai.

Rana Ka Bollywood Career :- 

Filme :-  

1. Dum Maro Dum 2011
2. Department 2013
3. Yeh Jawani Hai Dewani 2013 
4. Baby 2015
5. The Ghazi Attack 2017

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