Facebook Whatapp Funny Jokes :-
Admin Jokes
1. Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun.
Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?
Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun..
Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?
Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun..
2. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota!
bola shahjahan ka pota..Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota!
3. Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya…Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai”
4. Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai”
4. Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar
Dost bola:
Naya phone kab kharida?
Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!
Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!
Admin:
Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya…
Naya phone kab kharida?
Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!
Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!
Admin:
Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya…
5. Hamare whatsapp group Admin bachpan se hi kitne buddhiman hain iska ek pratyaksh udaharan:-Jab wo kaksha 5 mein the, to unke shikshak ne kaksha mein puchha:
Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai?
Keval admin ne hath khada kiya..
Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao?
Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near),
aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)!
Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai?
Keval admin ne hath khada kiya..
Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao?
Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near),
aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)!
6. Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
.Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
“First come first serve only!”
7. WhatsApp chhote bachho ke diaper ki tarah hota hai…
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
.Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
“First come first serve only!”
7. WhatsApp chhote bachho ke diaper ki tarah hota hai…
Lekin har 5 minute me check karna padta hai!
8. Attitude of Girls :
When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS.She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards That to Her Friends and..
Then Replies the Boy
I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS!!
When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS.She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards That to Her Friends and..
Then Replies the Boy
I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS!!
9. Admin jalebi bech raha tha,
lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo”Santa: Yeh to jalebi hai..
Admin : Abe chup ho ja, warna makkhiya aa jayegi!
Intelligent hai na apna Admin!!
lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo”Santa: Yeh to jalebi hai..
Admin : Abe chup ho ja, warna makkhiya aa jayegi!
Intelligent hai na apna Admin!!
10. Admin par bijli ka taar gir gayaAdmin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki
achanak…
Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..
Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
Aailaa..
Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata!
achanak…
Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..
Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
Aailaa..
Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata!
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